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Post by Bramble on Jan 20, 2007 10:04:29 GMT -5
This is a board where you can type up your stupid, off-topic, silly songs. Others may also comment on here about them.
Ex:
-silly song title here-: -silly song comment here-
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Post by Bramble on Jan 20, 2007 10:09:35 GMT -5
On Top Of Mount Smoky
On top of Mount Smoky!
All covered in smoke!
There stood my old teacher,
She fell in the hole!
I went to her funeral!
I went to her grave!
Everybody threw flowers!
I threw a granade!
10,000 years later!
She rose from the grave!
I took out my shot gun!
And blew off her head!
Her hair was on fire!
Her eyeballs a-flame!
And that was the end of,
Her tiranical reign! |
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Post by Pepsi on Jan 20, 2007 10:12:55 GMT -5
I Love Pie
By Pepsi
OH I LOVE PIE DOODLE-DE-DUM-DE-HUM-HMMM
OH I WANT PIE DUMPTY-HUMPTY-DOODLE-DE-DAY
GIVE ME SOME PIE DOODLE-LEEDLE-DEEDLE-LOODLE-NOODLE
OH I LOVE PIE SO GIVE ME MY PIE AND I'LL LEAVE YOU ALONE FOR NOW
OH I LOVE PIE -HI-HI-OH WHY CAN'T YOU GIVE ME MY PIE?
SO GIVE ME MY LOVEABLE-HUGGABLE-SNUGGABLE- PIE
THE END
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Post by Bramble on Jan 20, 2007 10:15:06 GMT -5
I Love Pie: O.o
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Post by Thunderstar♥ on Jan 20, 2007 12:42:25 GMT -5
I Love Pie: Dude... 0.0 On Top of Mount Smokey: ROFL Me song: A Broken Windshield
I went to the store,
I saw a broken windshield,
On my momma's car,
I went to the mall,
I saw a broken windshield,
On my dadda's car,
I went to the movies,
I saw a broken windsheild,
On my sister's car,
I went to the police station,
I saw a baseball bat,
In my hand.
I broke the windshields. |
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Post by Wavestorm on Jan 20, 2007 12:44:16 GMT -5
I love pie: ...T.T
A broken windshield: lol
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Post by Pepsi on Jan 20, 2007 14:33:26 GMT -5
I know a song that gets on everybody's nearves everybody's nearves everybody's nearves I know a song that gets on everybody's nearves and this is how it goes, I know a song that gets on everybody's nearves everybody's nearves everybody's nearves I know a song that gets on everybody's nearves and this is how it goes, I know a song that gets on everybody's nearves everybody's nearves everybody's nearves I know a song that gets on everybody's nearves and this is how it goes, I know a song that gets on everybody's nearves everybody's nearves everybody's nearves I know a song that gets on everybody's nearves and this is how it goes, I know a song that gets on everybody's nearves everybody's nearves everybody's nearves I know a song that gets on everybody's nearves and this is how it goes, I know a song that gets on everybody's nearves everybody's nearves everybody's nearves I know a song that gets on everybody's nearves and this is how it goes, I know a song that gets on everybody's nearves everybody's nearves everybody's nearves I know a song that gets on everybody's nearves and this is how it goes, I know a song that gets on everybody's nearves everybody's nearves everybody's nearves I know a song that gets on everybody's nearves and this is how it goes, THE END
By Pepsi
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Post by Thunderstar♥ on Jan 20, 2007 15:43:16 GMT -5
Song That Gets On Everyones Nerves: Uhm, though it says By Pepsi, I heard it when I was 4 years old on my favourite TV Show.
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Post by Galli on Jan 20, 2007 18:54:42 GMT -5
The Easter Bunny Song
a combo thing
STAY ON THE SUNNY SIDE,
ALWAYS ON THE SUNNY SIDE,
STAY ON THE SUNNY SIDE OF LIFE-
LA, LA, LA
YOU WILL FEEL NO PAIN
AS WE DRIVE YOU ALL INSANE
SO STAY ON THE SUNNY SIDE OF LIFE!
Knock knock!
WHO'S THERE?
Esta!
ESTA WHO?
It's the Esta Bunny!
YAY!
STAY ON THE SUNNY SIDE,
ALWAYS ON THE SUNNY SIDE,
STAY ON THE SUNNY SIDE OF LIFE-
LA, LA, LA
YOU WILL FEEL NO PAIN
AS WE DRIVE YOU ALL INSANE
SO STAY ON THE SUNNY SIDE OF LIFE!
Knock knock!
WHO'S THERE?
Evan!
EVAN WHO?
Evan mo Esta Bunnies!
YAY!
STAY ON THE SUNNY SIDE,
ALWAYS ON THE SUNNY SIDE,
STAY ON THE SUNNY SIDE OF LIFE-
LA, LA, LA
YOU WILL FEEL NO PAIN
AS WE DRIVE YOU ALL INSANE
SO STAY ON THE SUNNY SIDE OF LIFE!
Knock knock!
WHO'S THERE?
Plenny!
PLENNY WHO?
Plenny mo Esta Bunnies!
YAY!
STAY ON THE SUNNY SIDE,
ALWAYS ON THE SUNNY SIDE,
STAY ON THE SUNNY SIDE OF LIFE-
LA, LA, LA
YOU WILL FEEL NO PAIN
AS WE DRIVE YOU ALL INSANE
SO STAY ON THE SUNNY SIDE OF LIFE!
Knock knock!
WHO'S THERE?
Foo foo!
FOO FOO WHO?
Foo, foo, bunnies ate beans too!
EW!
STAY ON THE SUNNY SIDE,
ALWAYS ON THE SUNNY SIDE,
STAY ON THE SUNNY SIDE OF LIFE-
LA, LA, LA
YOU WILL FEEL NO PAIN
AS WE DRIVE YOU ALL INSANE
SO STAY ON THE SUNNY SIDE OF LIFE!
Knock knock!
WHO'S THERE?
Cargo!
CARGO WHO?
Cargo vroom vroom and run over all the Esta Bunnies!
OH NO!
It's okay- they'll be back next year!
YAY!
STAY ON THE SUNNY SIDE,
ALWAYS ON THE SUNNY SIDE,
STAY ON THE SUNNY SIDE OF LIFE-
LA, LA, LA
YOU WILL FEEL NO PAIN
AS WE DRIVE YOU ALL INSANE
SO STAY ON THE SUNNY SIDE OF LIFE!
The Student's Prayer
by someone
Now I lay me down to rest,
I hope I don't get another test.
And if I die before I wake,
that's one less test I'll have to take.
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Post by Pepsi on Jan 20, 2007 19:04:35 GMT -5
Give me a Reason
By Pepsi
Famous person:Give me a reason to live
Pepsi:Kitties live
Famouse person:Give me a reason to survive
Pepsi:I wil survive
Famous person: Give me a reason to die
Pepsi: I don't like you
Famous person: Oh shutup
Pepsi: I WILL SURVIVE
THE END |
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Post by Ravenpaw Sweetsoul Wolfkit on Jan 22, 2007 18:06:55 GMT -5
Easter bunny: I LOVE THAT SONG HEARD AT CAMP!
Whiste While you work
Whiste While you work, hintler is a jerk. Chase him up a tree and say TIMBER!
lOSER lOSER
LOSER LOSER WITH A TWIST, ELBOW, ELBOW *HITS ELBOW TOGETHER* wRIST WRIST *hITS WRIST TOGETHER* SAY GOOD-BYE KISS THIS *kISS HAND THEN HITS REHIND*
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Post by Galli on Jan 22, 2007 20:00:00 GMT -5
*cracks up*
Wee wee, wee wee, wee wee wee wee wee, wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee.
When I was just a wee wee tot
they took me off my wee wee cot
and put me on the wee wee pot
to see if I could wee or not.
Wee wee, wee wee, wee wee wee wee wee, wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee.
And when they found that I could not,'they took me off my wee wee pot
and put me on my wee wee cot
AND THEN I GAVE IT ALL I GOT!
Wee wee, wee wee, wee wee wee wee wee, wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee.
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Post by Pepsi on Jan 22, 2007 21:08:15 GMT -5
No title
Mmmpap went the little green frog one day Mmmpap went the little green frog Mmmpap went the little green frog one day when all the other frogs went frodiodiodio fodiodiodio frodiodiodio all the other frogs went frodiodiodio but this little frog went Mmmpap Mmmpap Mmmpapap.
Honk Honk went the big red truck one day squish squash went the little green frog his face don't go Mmmpap anymore cause it got licked up by a dog woof woof.
By someone I don't know the name of
Camp song
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Post by Blackleg on Jan 22, 2007 21:52:17 GMT -5
I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves: that's an awesome real song.
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Post by Dappledcheetah on Jan 22, 2007 22:01:54 GMT -5
Muff the tragic wagon
Muff the Tragic Wagon, lived by the street
And rolled along the boulevard, through rain and snow and sleet.
Little Tommy Pumpkin loved that wagon Muff,
And rolled him home and filled him up,
With toys and other stuff.
Together they would travel along the avenue
Tommy hanging out his leg would scuff his Sunday shoe.
Taxi cabs and buses would honk as they went past,
Tragic wagons never seem to need to stop for gas
Children live forever, but not so children's toys,
Wagons can't forever be a friend to little boys.
And one gray day it happened while Tommy took his nap,
A garbage truck ran over Muff and turned him into scrap
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Post by Galli on Jan 22, 2007 22:14:43 GMT -5
*cracks up* that's facut hilarious!
((--indicates really long held sylablles))
Here's one that sounds really weird when you're singing it. pretty, but some syllables go for pages:
Fac-ut, ar, deat cormeum. In armando Christum de um. Christum, de um ut si bi com pla---,----,----,----,------ ceam. Facut ar, de at cormeum. In arma---,---,--------,----,----. ---ndo, Christum, deum ut si bi com pla ceam. Facut, ar de at cormeum. Ut si bi, compla--,---, ceam!
Etc.
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Post by Dappledcheetah on Jan 23, 2007 15:28:28 GMT -5
Me really confussed  |
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Post by Dappledcheetah on Jan 23, 2007 15:32:11 GMT -5
Mary had a little lamb,
Her father shot it dead
And now she takes it to school
Between two slices of bread
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Post by Dappledcheetah on Jan 23, 2007 15:33:29 GMT -5
Do you ears hung low
Do your ears hang low?
Do they wobble to and fro?
Can you tie them in a knot?
Can you tie them in a bow?
Can you throw them over your shoulder
Like a continental soldier?
Do your ears hang low?
Do your ears flip-flop?
Can you use them for a mop?
Are they stringy at the bottom?
Are they curly at the top?
Can you use them for a swatter?
Can you use them for a blotter?
Do your ears flip-flop?
Do your ears hang high?
Do they reach up to the sky?
Do they droop when they're wet?
Do they stiffen when they're dry?
Can you semaphore your neighbor
With a minimum of labor?
Do your ears hang high?
Do your ears hang wide?
Do they flap from side to side?
Do they wave in the breeze
From the slightest little sneeze?
Can you soar above the nation
With a feeling of elation?
Do your ears hang wide?
Do your ears fall off
When you give a great big cough?
Do they lie there on the ground
Orbounce around at every sound?
Can you stick them in your pocket,
Just like little Davey Crocket?
Do your ears fall off
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Post by Dappledcheetah on Jan 23, 2007 15:35:47 GMT -5
Commercail mixup
Last night I watched TV.
I saw my favorite show
I heard this strange commercial
I can't believe it's so.
Feed your dog Chiffon,
Comet cures a cold
Use SOS pads on your face
To keep from looking old.
Mop your floor with Crest.
Use Crisco on your tile.
Clean your teeth with Borateem,
It leaves a shining smile.
For headaches take some Certs,
Use Tide to clean your face.
And do shampoo with Elmer's Glue
It holds your hair in place.
Perhaps I am confused.
I might not have it right.
But one things that I'm certain of. . .
I'll watch TV. tonight!
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Post by Ravenpaw Sweetsoul Wolfkit on Jan 23, 2007 17:55:19 GMT -5
Three Fishermen
There were three jolly fish-er-men
There were three jolly fish-er-men
Fisher fisher men men men)
Fisher fisher men men men
There were three jolly fish-er-men
The first one's name was I-I-saac
The first one's name was I-I-saac
I-I-saac saac saac
I-I-saac saac saac
The first one's name was I-I-saac
The second one was Ja-a-cob
The second one was Ja-a-cob
Ja-a-cob cob cob
Ja-a-cob cob cob
The second one was Ja-a-cob
The third one's name was A-bra-ham
The third one's name was A-bra-ham
A-bra A-bra ham ham ham
A-bra A-bra ham ham ham
The third one's name was A-bra-ham
They all went down to Am-ster-(shh)
They all went down to Am-ster-(shh)
Am-ster Amster (shh) (shh) (shh)
Am-ster Amster (shh) (shh) (shh)
They all went down to Am-ster-(shh)
I must not say that naugh-ty word
I must not say that naugh-ty word
Naugh-ty naugh-ty word word word
Naugh-ty naugh-ty word word word
I must not say that naugh-ty word
I'm goin' to say it an-y-how
I'm goin' to say it an-y-how
An-y an-y how how how
An-y an-y how how how
I'm goin' to say it an-y-how
They all went down to Am-ster-dam*
They all went down to Am-ster-dam
Am-ster Am-ster dam dam dam
Am-ster Am-ster dam dam dam
They all went down to Am-ster-dam
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Post by Pepsi on Jan 23, 2007 18:11:46 GMT -5
Kiss By Pepsi 3 <-  |
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Post by Ravenpaw Sweetsoul Wolfkit on Jan 23, 2007 18:12:58 GMT -5
I like my Hamster Dam song
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Post by Kuromai on Jan 27, 2007 12:32:34 GMT -5
The DOOM Song [/u] By Gir Typed by Kuro I'm gunna sing the doom song now! Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom DOOM Doom Doom Doom! Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom DOOOOOOOM Doom Doom Doom DOOM! Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom Doom! The End! [/center] |
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Post by Galli on Jan 27, 2007 17:27:04 GMT -5
My reindeer flies sideways,
she's better than yours!
My reindeer can cha cha;
she can open up doors (da da da da da da)
My reindeer is purple,
yours is a pea green.
My reindeer's a Girl Scout-
she can dig a latrine! (da da da da da da)
My reindeer flies sideways,
yours flies upside down.
My reindeer is perfect-
your reindeer is DEAD!
HA HA HA HA HA HA!
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Post by Galli on Feb 15, 2007 9:51:54 GMT -5
I can't remember how much I have had
I drank a twelve pack with my dad
THAT'S MY SON,
THE DRUNKEN MANLY STUD!
I'M PROUD TO BE HIS BUD!
Would you like some pretzels Dad?
NO THANKS I'M FIXED
THOSE THINGS GIVE ME THE SHLITZ
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Post by Blackleg on Feb 16, 2007 18:17:02 GMT -5
I love the beer song! It's my faveorite one!
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Post by Bramble on Feb 21, 2007 13:57:38 GMT -5
I've never heard some of these. I feel stupid.
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